Daniel Ray: doing meth, crashing trucks and stealing porn…oh yeah!.

Daniel Ray is no stranger to getting high on meth, getting in his truck, driving through the front window or the local sex shop and grabbing as much porn and sex toys as he can get his hands on. Ray pleaded guilty to doing this at three different shops back in 2008, he was dubbed “sex toy bandit”, he was sentenced to seven years in the Department of Corrections (which included entry into a long-term drug treatment program), and was out on parole February, 2010. Then on June 15 of this year (a few short months later) … you got it …  he was arrested AGAIN after leading the police on a run through the local neighborhood.

Ray only hit two shops this time before calling it quits but he did hit one of the same stores he hit back in 2008 again so this is a man that really knows what he likes. Just like before Ray got himself ripped on methamphetamine, jumped into his truck and drove that bad boy right through the front window of his favorite adult store. Satisfied that his truck made a big enough hole in the front of the store he walked and to grab himself some porn, sex toys and haul ass out of there. He made his first stop about 2:30 a.m., and figured that went so well he hit the second at about 5 a.m.

Springfield Police Lt. Kirk Manlove said ”Adult merchandise and magazines were taken from both locations”…seriously? Manlove? I think that’s what our boy Ray is going to be getting once he let’s the boys in prison know he was arrested for stealing porn.

As it is with all folk heros Ray was brought down by his woman. After seeing surveillance photos  on the news, Ray’s ex-girlfriend tipped police off, telling them that Ray has a history of  “mental issues with sex toys and pornographic material.” Shocking.

See? This is why we love Ray.

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